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goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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happyfortime:

I had no idea kissing was so important! http://bit.ly/16RE1QP
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Feel old?
  • Shrek 1: Came out 12 years ago
  • Monsters Inc: Came out 12 years ago
  • Dylan and Cole Sprouse: 21 years old
  • Hillary Duff: Mom
  • That's so Raven: Been off TV for 7 years
  • Lizzie McGuire: Ended 10 years ago
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-loner:

hachikuji:

the worst feeling is when you’re close to someone but they have someone who they will always like more than they like you 

This is my life

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canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*

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booksandwildthings:

riceballhika:

if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character

except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin

and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was

I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath

and be like

“I AM THAT CHARACTER”

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blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
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I’m afraid I’m going to go my whole life being scared like a chihuahua. It’s not my comfort zone. Making movies is where I belong. I shouldn’t be heard just talking. So, when I’m doing movies, I’m really happy. That’s where I’m comfortable, that’s my home. When you put me on a red carpet or on a stage, I turn into chihuahua Jennifer.